[Intro]
Cause some things just, don’t change
It’s better when they stay the same
Although the whole world, knows your name
So on a, bigger stage
They came to see you spit your game
So it shouldn’t be difficult, to explain
Just why you came back again
You hate the fame, love the game
Cold as ice, you remain
Fuck them all, tell them all eat shit, here we go again
[Spoken]
Goddamn
Is it that time again already?
Haha, you don’t look too happy to see me
Fuck man, don’t everybody welcome me back at once
All right, just fuck ya’ll then
[Verse 1]
You can get the dick, just call me the ball sack, I’m nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back you mutts
Fuck your worms, you’ve never seen such a sick puppy
Fuck it a sick duck, I want my duck sicked mommy
And my nuts licked, gobble them up trick, yummy
Bitch you don’t fuckin’ think I know that you suck dick, dummy?
You’ll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit honey
Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it’s funny
Shorty dance while I diss you to the beat, fuck the words
You don’t listen to ’em anyway, yeah struck a nerve, sucker
Motherfucka’, might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I’m just a mean cocksucker
The shit is on cause you went and pissed me off, now I’m shittin’ and pissin’ on everybody give a fuck if it’s right or wrong
So puff the buddha light a bong
But take a look at Mariah, next time I inspire you to write a song, come on
[Hook]
I’m as cold as the cold wind, blows when it snows and it’s 20 below
Ask me why man, I just don’t know I’m as cold as the cold wind blows
[Verse 2]
Fuck it I’m a loose cannon, Bruce Banner’s back in the booth, y’all are sitting ducks, I’m the only goose standin’
I’ll set the world on fire, piss on it put it out
Stick my dick in a circle, but I’m not fuckin’ around
Mothafucka I’ll show you pussyfootin’
I’ll kick a bitch in the cunt, ’til it makes a queef and sounds like a fuckin’ whoopee cushion
Who the fuck is you pushing? You musta mistook me for some
Sissy soft punk lookin’ for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead fuckin’ hater, push me
I’ll told you ain’t no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up, sissy, G’s up all you gardeners freeze up
Put your hoes down “Shady ease up
Man chill” Naw, I can’t goddamn it rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can’t fill
Shit the day that happens the world will stop spinnin’ and Michael J. Fox’ll come to a standstill
During a earthquake, urine in your face cause you’re fake
"Ah! What the fuck? That hurt! Wait
Ah what the fuck! I just got struck
By lightning"all right then I quit, God, I give up
Call it "Evil That Men Do"
Lord forgive me for what my pen do
“This is for your sins, I cleanse you, you can repent
But I warn you, if you continue to hell I send you”
And just then the wind blew and I said
[Hook]
I’m as cold as the cold wind, blows when it snows and it’s 20 below
Ask me why man, I just don’t know I’m as cold as the cold wind blows
[Verse 3]
How long will I be this way?
Shady until my dying day, ’til I hang up the mic and it’s time for me to say
So long ’til then I’ll drop the fuckin’ bombs
Like I missed the pass when I went long
If you don’t like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong, now sing along
Slut this slut that, learn the words to the song!
"Oh, bitches don’t like that" Homie, I’ll be nicer to women
When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming
Man I’m a cold soul, I roll solo So don’t compare
Me to the other bums over there
It’s like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah
I’m bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear you try to diss me I’ll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-tune
The last thing you want to do
Is have me spit out a rhyme, and say "I was writing this and I thought of you", so
[Hook]
I’m as cold as the cold wind, blows when it snows and it’s 20 below
Ask me why man, I just don’t know I’m as cold as the cold wind blows